The Minutes

Oh hai! Sorry we haven’t been posting our faces off on here, but Patience and Mel have been bick, (busy/sick). There’s a new word for you, enjoy it with our compliments. To be specific, Patience has been busy, and Mel has been sick, so when our powers combine, we are bick, or Captain Planet, depends.

We’re almost ready to drop episode three of The Minutes on you; it’ll be available on Thursday 22^ndSeptember.  It’s a cracking episode and even though giving yourself props is a social faux pas, I’m willing to cop it sweet, because I know you’ll like this one heaps.

You can subscribe to The Minutes Podcast on iTunes here http://t.co/bumcq3a that way your magic computer machine, starts downloading it for you like a computer butler, and you don’t have to think about anything other than hot dudes, puppies and cake.

Thanks everyone for your lovely feedback about episode two, I think the standout moment of this episode was when Patience said, ‘Toolbox mean vagina?’ Don’t know what we’re talking about? Download episode two here: http://itun.es/iBd2tS

The KFC consumption tally for this week is zero, you’re welcome arteries and I’m sorry stomach and brain. According to our twitter feedback, it seems a lot of people also indulge in Wicked Wings when shit hits the fan, or when you want to celebrate working your ass off. Snap! Us too! Wicked Wings are hot and bony, like a supermodel in a spicy, fried, wearable art jacket.

We won’t be eating any Wicked Wings for a little while, Patience won’t be because she’s getting ready to tour hardcore, and Mel won’t be, as she’s remembered it’s Summer, and most public pools won’t let you swim in a tracksuit. So please help us live vicariously through you, tweet us pics of your late night fast food adventures to: @paehoddy @melindabuttle oh, and John would probably like to see them too @thegrates

Thanks for reading!

Bye

Patience and Mel  x

P.S

You can buy tickets to see The Grates ‘Summer’s Breath’ Tour here: http://thegrates.com/shows/

You can read all about Mel’s cold here: bit.ly/pyehry

http://thegrates.com/   http://melbuttle.com.au/